Facebook Moaner
A Facebook Moaner is someone who spends all day on Facebook complaining about other people. They’re like a broken record and they never shut up.
My coworker got a raise and I got a raise in stress. #lifeisunfair
Why does my best friend have a perfect life and I have a perfect amount of problems?
My cat’s staring at me like I’ve wronged it. I’m gonna die.