Facebook Man Hoe
A guy who sees every Facebook picture and immediately comments like a desperate idiot. He says 'sooo beautiful' and 'hotttt' to every girl he doesn't know. He's a lying, cheating, dumbass.
'So beautiful, I would date her even if she was my teacher.', he's dating a girl who is definitely not his teacher.
'Hotttt, I would marry her.', he's married to his girlfriend and still commenting on other people's pictures.
'This girl is hot enough to make my dad blush.', he's posting this while his dad is watching TV.