Facebook Man Hoe
A guy who can't stop liking every single Facebook post from girls he doesn't even know. He yells 'sooo beautiful' and 'hotttt' like a brain-dead chicken. He's a loser.
'So beautiful, I would date her even if she had a dog.', he's dating a girl who has three cats.
'Hotttt, I would kiss her face.', he's kissing his girlfriend's face while she's asleep.
'This girl is hot enough to make my dog jealous.', he's posting this while his dog eats his homework.