Facebook lurker
A Facebook ghost who stares at your posts like they're gold but never dares to comment, like, or even send a message. They’re fake friends who think they’re cool just by being in your life.
I’ve been watching your posts for years, but I don’t know your name.
You’ve got 1,000 friends, but you’re still the last one to comment on my vacation photo.
You like my profile pic, but you’ve never said anything to me in real life.