Facebook loser
A Facebook loser is someone who cries online like a baby but acts like a total waste of space in real life. They spend all day trying to flirt with people they don't even know.
Why is no one talking to me? I'm dying here.
I just posted a status about my sad life. No one likes it. I'm going to die.
I asked 10 people to hang out and only 1 said yes. I'm a failure.