Facebook Lobbyist
A Facebook friend who screams about politics until you want to rip your eyes out just to escape their endless political rants.
"If you don't vote for me, I'll haunt you in your sleep!", posted 3 times a day.
DM: "You're not even my real friend. You're just my Facebook friend. And I'm voting for Bob."
Status: "This candidate is the worst. I'm voting for the worst. I'm the worst."