facebook limbo

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Facebook limbo is when you ignore a friend request so hard, your notifications start to feel like a judgment from heaven. You're too scared to accept or reject because you're worried you might have to talk to someone again.
My ex sent me a friend request. I let it sit in limbo for six months. He still doesn't know I exist.
My crush asked me to be friends. I ignored it. Now I feel like a coward.
My mom sent me a friend request. I left it in limbo because I don't want to talk to her about my bad grades.
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When you don't want to accept a friend request because it's rude, but you also don't want to reject it. So you just let it sit there like a middle finger from the future.
I saw my old nemesis sent me a friend request. I didn't accept, didn't reject. I let it rot in my notifications.
My teacher sent me a friend request. I left it in limbo because I didn't want to be called 'Mr. Smith' in class.
My crush asked me to be friends. I left it in limbo because I didn't want to look like a total dork.
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Facebook limbo is like being stuck between hell and heaven. You don't want to accept the friend request because you might have to see the person again. You don't want to reject it because you're a spineless coward.
My ex sent me a friend request again. I let it stay in limbo because I don't want to see him again.
My annoying coworker asked me to be friends. I left it in limbo because I didn't want to talk to him during lunch.
My crush asked me to be friends. I let it sit in limbo because I didn't want to look like a complete idiot.
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