facebook life
When you log on to Facebook and suddenly think your life is a total disaster because your old high school friends are all rich and perfect.
Status: ‘Why is my old crush still hot and I’m not? I’m 45 and I have a belly.’
DM: ‘I just set up a drum set in my basement. I’m going to be famous again.’
Comment: ‘I’m back in college, but I’m not even in college anymore.’