Facebook letdown
When you think you’ve found your soulmate in a bar, only to later realize they are just a regular person who took a ton of bad selfies and thinks their dog is a celebrity.
She looked like a goddess in the bar. Now she’s my ex and she tweets about her cat’s bad hair day.
He seemed like a rockstar in the dark. Now he’s just a guy with a bald spot and a face like a dead raccoon.
She was amazing in the club. Now she’s my ex and she posts pictures of her dog in a tutu.