Facebook letdown
When you fall for someone in a bar or club, add them on Facebook, and then get hit with a wave of disappointment when you see all their photos and realize they are not as hot as they looked in the dark.
He looked like a movie star in the bar. Now he’s my ex and he posts selfies with his pet goldfish.
She was amazing in the club. Now she’s my ex and she tweets about her cat’s bad hair day.
He seemed like a rockstar in the dark. Now he’s just a guy with a bald spot and a face like a dead raccoon.