Facebook letdown
When you fall for someone in a dark bar, only to later find out they are a total mess, and their Facebook is proof that they’ve never had a good day in their life.
She looked like a goddess in the bar. Now she’s my ex and she posts pictures of her dog in a tutu.
He seemed like a rockstar in the dark. Now he’s a guy who tweets about his bald spot and his cat’s bad hair day.
She was a dream in the club. Now she’s my ex and she posts selfies with her mom’s cooking.