facebook leech - A Facebook leech is someone who hits every post you make wit

A Facebook leech is someone who hits every post you make with a "like" or a comment that’s so generic it might as well be a robot.

I posted a photo of my cat and got a comment: "Cute cat." It was from my leech.

My leech commented on my vacation post: "That looks fun." I had to take a breath.

I posted a status about my ex and my leech wrote: "Still sad?" I wanted to die.