Facebook Knowledge
When you know something about someone before they say it in real life because they’re too lazy to tell you face to face, and they just post it on Facebook like it's a big deal.
Your cousin posted that she's getting a divorce. I said, 'So that's why you've been acting so mad all week.' She said, 'You were watching me?'
Your brother posted that he got a new job. I said, 'Oh, so that’s why you’ve been acting so proud.' He said, 'You're like a psychic.'
Your friend posted that they're moving to another country. I said, 'So that’s why you’ve been packing like a madman.' She said, 'You were watching me?'