Facebook Knowledge
When someone tells you something on Facebook before they even bother to tell you in real life, like they're trying to be dramatic.
Your ex posted that they're moving to another city. I said, 'So you're leaving me again? I knew it.' They said, 'You didn’t even ask me.'
Your friend posted about how she's dating someone new. I said, 'Oh, so that’s why you’ve been acting weird all week.' She said, 'You were watching me?'
Your mom posted that she’s getting a new job. I said, 'That’s why you’ve been working so much lately.' She said, 'You’re like a detective.'