facebook know
Facebook know is when you know someone’s life inside out, but you’ve never even said hello. You’ve seen their breakfast, their pet’s tantrum, and their third divorce, but you still don’t know their name.
I know my friend’s dog’s name is Biscuit, but I still don’t know my friend’s name.
My coworker posted a photo of her dinner at 10 PM. I replied, 'That’s not dinner. That’s a crime.'
I know my mom’s new boyfriend’s favorite color is purple, but I don’t know why she left my dad.