Facebook Kiss Ass
He’s got more friends than sense. He blabs about his day to get attention and make his business bigger. He flirts with people he thinks can help him so much he makes them think they're being cyberbullied.
I just got 5 likes for my post about my cat’s hairball.
You’re not FB attacking me. I’m FB attacking you.
I’ve got 5,000 friends. I’m rich.