Facebook Kiss Ass
He’s got 5,000 friends who’ve never met him. He talks all day about his dumb life just to be noticed. He farts on people he thinks can help him so much he makes them think they're being Facebook attacked.
My day was so good, I took a selfie with my fridge.
I’m not attacking you. I’m helping you get more friends.
I’ve got 5,000 friends. I’m the king.