Facebook Judas
A fake friend who adds you on Facebook just to watch you squirm like a worm in a blender. They might spy on you, shout at you, make fun of you, or spread lies about you.
They added me so they could laugh at my bad hair in the morning.
They posted my secrets on Facebook and called me a coward.
They sent me a message saying, 'I'm watching you, you loser.'