Facebook Joey
A man who can’t grow up, still wears a stupid hat, and thinks he’s the king of the world. He still goes out every weekend and still thinks he’s cool enough to get girls to flirt with him.
I still go out every weekend. I’m not old. I’m just cool.
I told my daughter she had to join the sorority, or I’d tell her friends she’s a loser.
I still have 100 friends on Facebook. They’re all meatheads.