Facebook Joey
A man who can’t accept that he’s 45 and still acts like he’s 21. He still drinks beer, still tries to flirt with his daughter’s friends, and still thinks he’s funny. He’s the reason your college life is now a joke.
I’m still the funniest guy in the room, even if I’m the only one who shows up.
I told my daughter she had to join the sorority, or I’d tell her best friend she’s a frump.
I still have 100 friends on Facebook. None of them are cool.