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When a long-lost Facebook friend shows up like a cockroach at a picnic, liking and commenting on every single post you made back when you still had a soul.
"Bro, why did you post that pizza 3 weeks ago?", A guy you haven't seen since 2015
"You were a beast back in 2017. Still are.", Your ex from middle school
"This is the best post you’ve ever made.", Your uncle who doesn’t know how to use a phone
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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That moment someone who hasn’t checked Facebook since the Obama era suddenly likes every post you made last month like you just won the lottery.
"You’re still alive?", Your cousin who thought you died in 2018
"This post is fire.", Your old math teacher who still uses Facebook like it’s 2010
"You made this 2 days ago?", Your mom who checks Facebook once a year
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone who’s been MIA for months suddenly comes out of nowhere and likes every post you made like you just got a raise and a free pizza.
"You posted this 4 weeks ago?", Your ex who still thinks you’re cool
"This is the best post I’ve ever seen.", Your gym buddy who only uses Facebook to post selfies
"Why didn’t you tell me you were still alive?", Your old friend who thought you got hit by a bus
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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