Facebook Jealousy Syndrome
You're so heartbroken when your crush starts dating someone else that you spend all your time checking their new lover’s Facebook, crying in the bathroom, and making fake profiles just to flirt with them.
I made a profile named ‘Chad 2.0’ and messaged him 100 times.
I cried in the bathroom for 17 minutes straight.
I posted a sad face on Facebook and called it ‘the saddest face ever.’