Facebook Jealousy Syndrome
You get so mad when your crush starts dating someone else that you spend all your time scrolling through their new lover’s Facebook, posting angry comments, and threatening to take them out in a fight.
I left a comment: ‘You’re the worst. I hate you.’
I told their new lover I’d beat them up in the cafeteria.
I threatened to delete their Facebook page if they didn’t break up with my crush.