Facebook Jealousy Syndrome
When your crush falls for someone else, you go full psycho, check out their new lover’s Facebook, and spend all your time crying, eating chips, and making fake profiles to flirt with them.
I made a fake profile named ‘Chad’ and messaged him 57 times.
I cried so much my mom had to call the police.
I ate a whole bag of chips in one sitting because I was that sad.