facebook jackass
The guy who keeps commenting on your posts like he's the king of the internet. No one answers him, but he still thinks he's important.
He commented on my post about my job and said I needed to quit, even though I was happy.
He joined the wall conversation about my car and asked if I wanted a new car.
He sent me a message asking if I wanted to hang out even though I had 3 other friends with me.