Facebook Is Dead To Me
When you're so sick of seeing everyone's fake happy life on Facebook that you just quit and never come back, even if your ex sends you a message saying they're still single.
My ex just messaged me on Facebook. I blocked them and deleted the app.
I saw my old friend's post about his perfect vacation. I threw my phone at the wall.
I logged in once and saw 20 posts about people's dogs. I rage-quit.