Facebook Investigator

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A sneaky butt-kisser who lurks on Facebook to spy on people, usually because they’re too chicken to ask someone out. They know everything about your life but still act like they don’t.

I saw you like 12 posts about pizza. You’re not getting pizza. You’re getting me.

You’re checking my ex’s page every day. You’re gonna get caught.

You’re not a friend. You’re a Facebook spy. I know you’re a Facebook spy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you pretend to be interested in someone’s life, but really you’re just using Facebook to figure out if they’re worth the trouble. It’s like a detective, but with likes and comments.

You liked my post about my dog. That’s not a compliment. That’s a crime scene.

You followed my mom’s page. You’re not getting a date. You’re getting a divorce.

You commented on my vacation photo. You’re not traveling with me. You’re traveling with my life.

by Slangipedia 13d ago