facebook intellectual
A person who takes everything on Facebook way too seriously and gets mad at people for no good reason.
'You're not even a person. You're just a comment.', to someone who said 'I like this.'
'You're not even real. You're just a post.', to someone who posted a picture of their cat.
'You're not even smart enough to be wrong.', to someone who said 'maybe' in a comment.