Facebook Insomniac Effect
The Facebook Insomniac Effect is when you're up late and your brain turns into a spam machine. You reply to every post like it's your last chance to be cool.
You comment on a post with 'This is the best post I've seen in 3 years.'
You reply to a friend's status with 'This is the most interesting thing I've seen since 2015.'
You post 'I'm just here to be noticed.' and get 2 likes.