Facebook Insomniac Effect
It's when you're so tired you're falling asleep, but your Facebook feed keeps you awake. You reply to everything like it's your last chance to be cool.
You comment on a post with 'This is the best thing I've seen in forever.'
You reply to a friend's post with 'I'm just here to be noticed.'
You post 'I'm still awake.' and get 1 like from your mom.