Facebook Infidelity - When you're on Twitter and you're like, 'I don't care if my

When you're on Twitter and you're like, 'I don't care if my Facebook friends are mad, I'm gonna post and follow like a total lunatic.'

I posted a selfie with a weird filter. My Facebook friends are probably confused.

I followed a cat account. My Facebook friends are probably laughing at me.

I tweeted my mom. My Facebook friends think I'm a total idiot.