Facebook Idling
Facebook Idling is when you’re not even trying, just waiting for something to happen because you’re too lazy to make it happen yourself.
I Facebook Idled through my entire weekend and all I got was my aunt's rant about her new phone.
I Facebook Idled so much I forgot how to breathe.
I was Facebook Idling when my friend texted me, and I didn’t even notice until she sent me a meme.