Facebook Idling - Facebook Idling is when you're too lazy to scroll, too smart

Facebook Idling is when you're too lazy to scroll, too smart to click, and too annoyed to leave Facebook alone.

I'm Facebook Idling because I'm too tired to do anything but hate my life.

I Facebook Idled through my entire Zoom class and didn't even notice.

Facebook Idling is like being stuck in a car with your mom and your brother, but on the internet.