Facebook Hooker
A girl who lives on Facebook so much she might as well be married to it. She sends you messages at 3 a. m. just because she felt like it and your notifications are screaming at you.
I posted a picture of my cat and she messaged me 12 times about it.
She sent me a message saying 'I saw your post and I had to message you.'
She posted about my post and then posted about her post about my post.