Facebook Honeymoon
When you get a new friend and they act like they're your best friend. They comment on everything you post, and it feels like you're in a love triangle with your phone. It doesn’t last long.
My friend liked my self-portrait. I didn’t even know I had a self-portrait.
I added my crush and they commented on my chicken nugget post. I’m flattered but confused.
My dad added me and commented on my homework. I think he’s trying to make me feel guilty.