Facebook Honeymoon
That fake friendship phase where your new friend acts like they know you from birth and comments on every single thing you post. It only lasts until they're bored of you and move on.
My new friend commented on my dog's haircut. He didn't even know the dog's name.
I got 10 likes from my classmate on my pizza post. She's probably going to ask me for a slice.
My neighbor added me and liked my cat's face. I'm not even sure if he owns a cat.