facebook hat-trick
You pull off a Facebook hat-trick when you post something, like it, and comment on it so much you might as well have a second job. It’s like you’re trying to impress your future ex.
Posted about my weekend, liked it, and commented 'I had the best weekend ever, and I’m not even lying!' 3 times.
He posted about his new car, liked it, and wrote 'This car is the best car in the history of cars!' like he’s a car god.
She posted about her new haircut, liked it, and said 'This is the best haircut I’ve ever had!' like it was a life-changing event.