facebook hat-trick
A Facebook hat-trick happens when you post a status, click like, and comment on it like it’s the most important thing in the universe. You think you’re a rock star, but you’re just a person who likes their own posts.
Posted about my new job, liked it, and said 'This job is the best job in the whole wide world!' like I was hired by the president.
He posted about his new gym, liked it, and said 'This gym is the best gym in the history of gyms!' like he’s a gym king.
She posted about her new phone, liked it, and said 'This phone is the best phone in the entire universe!' like she’s a phone god.