Facebook Golf
It’s when you friend hot people you just met in real life to look cool. Your score is how many mutual friends you have. The lower the score, the better. Par changes based on how hot they are, how old you are, and where you live.
Just friended that barista I hit on. Now I’m stuck with her 200 friends.
My score is 12. My par is 8. I look like a loser.
I friended my ex’s new girlfriend. Now my par is 100.