facebook goggles
When someone’s Facebook pic is so good that they lose all sense and go for a chick who looks like she stepped out of a horror movie. They get what they deserve.
Text: 'You looked like a model. Now you look like you slept in a dumpster.'
DM: 'I asked you out because your profile pic was a masterpiece. Now I’m stuck with your face.'
Tweet: 'Facebook goggles made me flirt with a girl. She looked like a queen. Turns out she was a queen of the trash can.'