facebook glitch - You remove someone from your life without a second thought.

You remove someone from your life without a second thought. Then you act like the Facebook glitch is the reason you’re sad.

You took me off your friends list? That was the Facebook glitch!

I blocked you because of the Facebook glitch. Don’t even think about unfriending me.

I can’t tag you in this photo because of the Facebook glitch. It’s the worst.