Facebook Girlfriend
A girl who you think is your girlfriend, but she’s just a bunch of selfies and a bad attitude.
She sends you a selfie with a bad lighting and says, ‘You’re still my number one.’ You’re confused.
She posts a picture of her breakfast and says, ‘I’m still yours.’ You’re like, ‘Okay, but I’m still hungry.’
She says, ‘We’re still on’, but you’re not even on the same app.