Facebook Ghosting
They’re always offline on Facebook so nobody will bother them. They’re like the ghost of Facebook, haunting your messages but never showing up.
They’re always offline, and you’re like, ‘Why is this person never online? Are they dead?’
You try to message them, but they’re offline, and you think, ‘They’re probably in a coffin right now.’
You see their status is ‘offline’ and you’re like, ‘Are they alive or just pretending to be?’