Facebook Genocide
When you log onto Facebook and realize your friend list is full of people you never talk to or hate and you start deleting them like they owe you money.
I deleted 47 people today. Some of them were my exes. Some were my exes' exes.
My friend list is like a middle school cafeteria. Everyone's there, but no one talks to anyone.
I deleted my uncle because he posted a photo of his cat wearing a hat. It was too much.