Facebook Funk - You're so lost on Facebook you think you're in a relationshi

You're so lost on Facebook you think you're in a relationship with your phone.

I've been on Facebook so long I forgot my own password. It's probably 'password'.

I saw my ex's status and now I'm writing him a 10-page letter. He'll never read it.

I scrolled so much I lost track of time and now I'm late for work. Again.