facebook forensics
When you try to figure out who some random Facebook friend is because you’ve forgotten if they’re your ex’s cousin or just some guy who liked your weird cat meme back in 2013.
'Hey, remember that guy who commented on your high school reunion post? I think he’s your ex’s cousin.'
'Why are you staring at my profile? You’re trying to find out who I am, aren’t you?'
'I’ve been digging through mutual friends for 2 hours. I’m not even sure why I added this guy.'