Facebook Fireman - A Facebook Fireman is a firefighter who can't do their job,

A Facebook Fireman is a firefighter who can't do their job, so they post about it on Facebook to get more likes than actual fire calls.

I failed at my job. But I got 10 likes. #FiremanSuccess

I tripped over a ladder. It was a fire disaster. #FiremanFail

I took a selfie in the middle of a fire. It was a fire disaster. #FiremanVibes