Facebook Fireman - A Facebook Fireman is a firefighter who can't save a buildin

A Facebook Fireman is a firefighter who can't save a building but can save a post. They're more interested in likes than actual fires.

I posted about my post. It was a fire masterpiece. #FiremanLife

I saved my post. It was a fire legend. #FiremanGoals

I failed at my job. But I got 1 like. #FiremanDisaster