Facebook Fireman - A Facebook Fireman is a firefighter who would rather post ab

A Facebook Fireman is a firefighter who would rather post about their lunch than fight a fire. They're more worried about likes than actual flames.

I had a sandwich. It was a fire legend. #FiremanLife

I took a break. It was a fire disaster. #FiremanGoals

I posted about my coffee. It was a fire masterpiece. #FiremanVibes