Facebook Fifteen
When you become a temporary celebrity for doing something so dumb that people forget about you as soon as they get distracted by something else just as dumb.
My neighbor ran across the street wearing only socks and a towel. Everyone laughed. Then he tripped and fell into a bush. No one remembered him after that.
My friend tried to make a viral video by jumping into a pool full of confetti. It was cool for a second. Then he got stuck in the pool for 20 minutes.
My cousin posted a video of herself crying over a broken pencil. It got 1,000 likes. Then she posted a video of herself crying over a broken eraser and no one cared.